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Think Don Draper meets data scientist—minus the questionable life choices...
I started my career at Disney as a production assistant, which is a fancy way of saying I held things and nodded enthusiastically. I wanted to be a screenwriter, but after realizing that career path requires either nepotism or witchcraft, I switched to corporate copywriting. Turns out, I'm good at it.
I've written viral videos, translated blockchain into English, and somehow convinced McLaren Racing that a kid from Utah understood Formula 1.
When I'm not writing for brands, I'm cooking elaborate meals no one asked for, writing screenplays no one will produce, and making YouTube videos about film history that my mom watches religiously.
I'm a data nerd who cries at movies and believes a good sentence can fix almost anything.
Let's work together.

Fun Facts
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Fluent in Film Bro - ask me about Kubrick's use of symmetry or Tarantino's foot fetish.
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I'm Gen-Z but complain like I'm 60. TikTok is rotting our brains, but have you seen my latest dance?
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Currently pitching a Mormon-stripper sitcom.
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My dad went from Christian rock star to atheist.
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​I firmly believe reality TV is actually sci-fi. The Real Housewives? Aliens studying Earth's elite, obviously.
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